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Pelabuhan Tanjung Pelepas (PTP)

This week I was assigned to audit a big company in PTP.

There's one weakness in PTP here. Nothing else to eat except the Company's canteen (which is not nice) and the custom's canteen.

My team decided to have our lunch and dinner in the custom's canteen because this is where all the executives, ang mohs and japanese will go for lunch. Got ang moh, SHIOK!!!

However, we decided to have KFC today because my senior Shirly is craving for fried chicken.

One of our team mate, Earda says there is one in Gelang Patah but she's not sure the exact place. Therefore, she called and ask her friend:

Earda: Hello, eh nak tanya, Gelang Patah ade KFC tak?
Mr. X: Ade ade! Kat tu, bus station sana ade!
Earda: Oh~~ bus station yang I pergi hari tu eh? Ok Ok. Thank You. Bye.

So Shirly step on the accelerator and sped off to Gelang Patah and we reach the bus station.

We drive around the bus station but there was no KFC in sight.

So Earda called her friend again:

Earda: Ello, eh mane ada KFC kat bus station?
Mr. X: Ade! ade lah~~!
Earda: Ade ke? Pusing pusing kat kedai sini tak nampak pun.
Mr. X: Pusing ape? Tu TAXI kat dalam bus station sajelah!
Earda: Eh~ orang cakap KFC lar!!! Tak kan nak makan TAXI???!!!

Buahahahahah!!!!

My Boss and I

The information in this entry is for reading purpose only. Any similiarities to you or any other person's circumstances is purely incidental and does not reflect any opinion by me or any other person.

When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.

When I don't do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, he is busy.

When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart aka keh kiang.
When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative.

When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating.

When I make a mistake, I am an idiot,
When my boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office, he's on business.

When I am on a day off sick, I am always just sick,
When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very very ill.

When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview,
When my boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.

When I do good, my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, he never forgets.

Welcome "Edric" to Lee's FAMILY

Cute not? Only 2 months, damn chubby! My uncle came to visit us yesterday and we have a brainstorming session, what should we named him?

The house was full of laughter and everyone was yelling. Why yelling? It's their way communicate with each other, the TEOCHEWS. My grandma was the loudest there. I nearly went deaf.

Below are the name suggested by each of us:

Grandpa named him Johnson.

Grandma named him Johnny.

My mum named him Timothy (OMG).

My uncle named his son Justin.

I named him EDRIC. I DON'T CARE!!!! His name is EDRIC, hng!

Then there were much debate over his chinese name and somehow they discussed about their own name asking grandpa why named them this and that. PENGSAN!

Then my grandma talked louder and louder and everyone seems to compete who speaks the loudest. And suddenly......

My mum: Ma, how come you don't have a christian name?

Grandma: Dunno, I don't have one.

My mum: Why not I give you a christian name today?

Grandma: Ok lor... (looked excited)

My mum: We'll call you "SUSAN"

Me: Why SUSAN?

My mum: Because she banyak SUSAH~~~~!

Muahahahahha!!!!!!

Susan, susan, susan,~~~~ susah, susah, susah.

Peak Period

Peak period (PP) came knocking on my door.

PP: Knock Knock!
Me: Who's there?
PP: Peak Period.
Me: GO TO HELL

See??? I'm crazy!!!!

Will resign next year. I will go crazy if I stick on to this job.

Maybe I should go for a vacation.

I like Her~~~ ZenZen

Ms. ZeeZen & Ms. Nikki

The Most Handsome Guy In The World --> Bao Bao

Chirpy, Chirpy, Chip, Chip

Question: WHAT IF YOU CAN'T FINISH YOUR BREAD AND ITS ALREADY EXPIRED???

Throw the bread in your garden. It will "hilang" after 20 minutes

Handsome Boy in RosMarino

Martell, Martieur, Marteur........ I dunno how to spell his name. Anyway, he is Venus's (Ladyboss) son. Chinese mix with Italian. Very good looking!!!

Ah E's Kluang No.1 Nasi Lemak

Kor is back!!! We went Kluang just for Ah E's homemade Nasi Lemak!!!!

YUMMY!!! YUMMY!!!

Random Pics to end this entry:

Big shades make you look like SUPERSTAR!!!

I love to sleep right after eating. GOODNIGHT!!!

My Brother, Back Home In JB

The very one who shared the same blood and DNA with me, my Kor, came back JB just for my baby.

Yes! My baby boy~~~~ My favourite!!!

However, its not him I'm referring to. May I proudly presents, my Kor baby boy....

New "shoes" for his baby from Thailand

Goodbye old "shoes"!!! May Guan Yin Ma bless Era Maju help me find a buyer. So that my Kor can cover the expenses he paid for the new "shoes" tyre. Still very new lar the old set of rims. If you want, go Era Maju buy.

Below pics are taken by Kor~~ Quite nice. Just found these pictures inside my phone.

Kor~~~ Thanks for the effort you put on our car. Really, really appreciate except you didn't care to send it for panel beating. Is it called panel beating??? I can't remember.

After everything, it's time to BATH!!!!

While we're waiting, there is this kiddo lay flat on the floor playing his toy car right after his mummy bathed him. He is damn funny~~~ To lazy to even sit.

Last Pic to end this entry:

Convent Yr 2001

High School Gathering!!!

If I'm A SUPER Rich Girl

Those who know me well will know I always spotting for rich AH PEK. Filthy rich, old, wrinkled and almost dying. Then I will cast balck magic on him to make him gimme all his s-eleven. I even dreaming to marry a super rich eng tao kia and live like TAI TAI happily ever after.

SHIOK!!!

However, I love my BAO BAO even more. So, I decided to depend on myself! Cos GUYS cannot be trusted. Maybe my black magic failed and my OLD OLD hubby donate his money to charity. Or maybe my super rich eng tao husband dump me for another girl.

Conclusion:
Based on the work done, I am off the opinion that guys cannot be trusted.

I have to make my own money!

Gwen Stefani - Rich Girl
"If I was a rich girl, I'd have all the money in the world. No man could test me, impress me, my cash flow would never ever end. Cause I'd have all the money in the world."